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This creation emerged in the UK. When you're using thin Formica for your
      instrument's body—and you want it to have its own traffic
      lights—you've got to build yourself someplace to put the electronics, so
      the intrepid Beswick bolted some metal housings and an extra Formica shelf
      to the top and added knobs anywhere he could. He used a Hofner guitar
      pickup and three built-in cables. The black one is for the pickup; the
      clear one powers the lights; and the white one ... I can't tell you what
      the white one does.
           I think it's safe to say this is the weirdest e-mando
      I have yet encountered. And considering the company I keep, that's saying
      something.
  
 